I welcome all lovers and haters.

I am basically a whore when it comes to all Fandoms and such. I shall be posting every and anything that comes relevant to me at the moment.

I love Films, Comic Book Films, Corgis(All Dogs in General pretty much), Cats(LOL and Dickhead Cats included), Futurama, Star Wars, DC Comics(and Marvel Too)Video Games, Playing Guitars, Boobies, Wes Anderson, Nostalgia, propane, and propane accessories.

Warning: Long, Huge(heh heh...long and huge) Hipster Rant included. Read at your Own Risk:


I hate hipsters. If that is a problem to anyone here(and since this is Tumblr, I assume I shall cross many of your paths): Delete me now and don't look back. I would not dare hide my disliking of such a folk. You all annoy the hell out of me. You're this generation's Hippie, Disco Stu, and whatever else generalized fad/breed of asshole each decade produces.

The Nightmare Before Christmas wasn't directed by Tim Burton. Vinyl has always been around(stop pretending that it's new). Stop Ruining the art of riding bicycles for everyone else(along side of wearing fake glasses. You're fucking it up for guys like me and Clark Kent).

You stole Zoe Deschanel from us(she wasn't always a "manic pixie dream girl" watch all the real girls). You stole Michael Cera from us(George Michael is Dead to me Now). You fuckers steal shit that has always been around and try to pass it off as something new.

And you're doing it while looking(and most importantly acting) like fucking assholes.

Please Stop. Now. You're not cool. You can all hide behind the claim of irony and a tall boy of PBR(another cheap, premium drink that has ALWAYS BEEN AROUND)...but you can't hide the stink of a smelly asshole. Go Away Now(when you're in your 40s you'll look back at pictures of yourselves right now and laugh at what douchebags you were. and feel nothing but relief for GROWING UP).

P.S. Give Wes Anderson back to us. He's been crafting excellent Masterpieces to us since 1996. Stop acting like he's some new hidden discovery of a gem you dug up. Fuck off Assholes.

P.P.S.. To anyone one who is currently following(and those who choose to follow me after reading all of this):

Thank You. I love you All(stereo-typical hipster douche withstanding). And thanks for your time.

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